i just got home to hear my roommate and her boyfriend loudly going to pound town. our next door neighbor is wam bam thank you ma’aming his girlfriend as overheard through very thin apartment walls. i feel like i walked in on a weird competition.

i’m now sitting in bed with headphones in eating cookies like

What Would I Say has turned my Facebook history into drunk poems.

i haven’t been on tumblr in forever but i thought it was important i come on and share this very important science lesson i learned on the subway. 

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i log in to tumblr for the first time in over a month to this at the top of my feed. apparently, may is tomorrow.

i log in to tumblr for the first time in over a month to this at the top of my feed. apparently, may is tomorrow.

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

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otisthecorgi:

WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING YOUR STUFF UGH I’LL GET IT

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lumpytoast:

equalist:

beauty is in the eye of the

image

NO STOP

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